Book I wrote years ago. I’ve sold 12 copies do far.
This is a short collection of some of the films the author would make if he was his own film studio. With scenarios ranging from complicated to bizarre, and descriptions that range from funny to grotesque, some romance and general art housey weirdness is also thrown in for good measure. Read about the Cola Brothers: small farmers who become minor celebrities, following their discovery of 6o kilos of pure Bolivian flake. Ever wonder what happened to Adolf Hitler after he blew his head off? What about the terrorist organisation that fiddled with light fixtures? Well this is a filmography that contains all of these and more.